Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Awesome Reply by a Manager


  It was a hot meeting at the office conference hall.
All the people from the department had been called.
The VP was looking tensed.

The mood was bad.
My friend asked me -"Hey, what is this meeting all about?” I told - May be they will decide on when to have the next meeting.
People around smiled at each other. Then the VP started talking. It was about the recent attrition rate that was so high. Around 10 people had put in their papers.
All experienced guys. It was quarter end and so work was huge.
If we do not complete the work on time, we need to be paying heavy penalty said the VP.
The VP turned to the manager and told "Hey - take how much ever resources you want.
Recruit or take them from other departments. But complete the work in another 25 days. Take people and complete it man”.

To this the manager replied "Sir!! Give me one wife and nine months and I shall show you results. Don't give me nine wives and one month. I cannot do anything."
 
Everyone looked at him blank. The VP was not prepared for this answer. We looked at the manager and thought "What Reply man!"

 
 

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