Can u get them right???

Below are the Interview Questions, which were asked in HR Round.....

No one will GET second chance to impress....

Very very Impressive Questions and Answers..... ...

Q 1: You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:
An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
An old friend who once saved your life.
The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first;

* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back.

* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.
The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?
He simply answered:
"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital.
I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Out of the Box."
 
Q 2: What will you do if I run away with your sister?"
The candidate who was selected answered " I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir"
Question 3: Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant.
Girl - I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.
Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well.
Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked
Q 4: Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before you?
Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea"
He got selected.
You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that coffee was kept before.
(Answer: The question was "What is before you (U - alphabet)
Reply was "TEA" ( T - alphabet)
Alphabet "T" was before Alphabet "U"

Q 5: Where Lord Rama would have celebrated his "First Diwali"? People will start thinking of Ayodya, Mitila [Janaki's place], Lanka etc...
But the logic is, Diwali was a celebrated as a mark of Lord Krishna Killing Narakasura . In Dusavataar, Krishnavathaar comes after Raamavathaar.
So, Lord Rama would not have celebrated the Diwali At all!

Q 6: The interviewer asked to the candidate "This is your last question of the interview. Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table where u have kept your files."

Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table and told that this was the central point at the table.
Interviewer asked how did u get to know that this being the central point of this table,
then he answers quickly that sir u r not likely to ask any more question, as it was the last question that u promised to ask.....
And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wittiness. .........

This is What Interviewer expects from the Interviewee. ....
JALAK

 

 

Intervention radiology

It's great boon for all mankind.

Using this technique Intervention radiologist can reach any part of body through your blood vessels.
This technique reduces the hospitalization duration, as there is no cut on body.

Using this technique we can cure following diseases:
1. varicose veins
2. stem cell therapy
3. brain surgery(to remove blockages)
4. blood leakage in lungs

without this technology all above operation become risky.

Varicose veins / blood leakage in lungs
Procedure:
Intervention radiologist reach up to the vein which is leaky using IMR images.
If vein is leaky they fill it with glue
If vein get narrowed they put a stunt at that place.

7 don'ts after a meal

* Don't smoke- Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher). * Don't eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal. * Don't drink tea - Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest. * Don't loosen your belt - Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked. * Don't bathe - Bathing will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach. * Don't walk about - People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake. * Don't sleep immediately - The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.

A proper diabetic diet

A proper diabetic diet includes a balance of high protein, low fat and complex carbohydrates like whole grain cereals, whole
wheat flour and vegetables which are digested  more slowly and ,therefore, don't cause rapid rise in blood sugar.

Foods with low glycaemic index that increase the blood sugar gradually are recommended for diabetics.

Foods with low glycaemic index include:
Bitter gourd ( karela ), leafy vegetables, papaya, orange, lentils and legumes with skin intact, whole grain cereals, bran,
pulses, sprouted moong and grams.

Fenugreek ( methi )   seeds contain  an alkoloid called trigonelline, which lowers blood sugar, and prevents diabetes induced
cataract. It also lowers cholestrol and triglycerides.

Bitter gourd juice is a popular remedy for diabetics in tropics. 50ml karela juice daily improve blood glucose tolerance in
non-insulin dependent diabetics.

60gm of dietary fibre is beneficial for diabetics as it delays carbohydrate absorption, slows down the rise of blood sugar and
so reduce the drug requirement.
Complex cereals like whole wheat, whole wheat noodles, bajra, jowar, ragi, wheat bran, rice bran and barley are all rich in fibre.

Dals like tur, moong, rajma,are recommended as are vegetables like cabbage, brinjal, cluster beans, spinach and methi.

Choose fruits with low sugar and high water content like water melon and pineapple but only one serving of fruit at a time.

Off the menu:
  Following foods escalates the blood sugar levels almost instantly.
  Deep fried and high fat foods like meat, eggs and diary.
  Honey, jaggery, jam, refined sugar and jellies.
  Alcohol
  Desserts chocolates, puddings, pies and ice cream.

Young and pretty lady wishes to marry a rich guy

Title: - Young and pretty lady wishes to marry a rich guy. Fantastic reply from a financial person

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able
to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty
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Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me

Want to Hear the Truth about you?

Specially for you...
U R the one who is CHARMING

U R the one who is INTELLIGENT

U R the one who is CUTE

And

I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

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I saw U on the road that day

U Were Looking so fine

Ur Face So Divine

Ur Walk So Perfect

My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

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A - U r Attractive

B - U r the Best

C - U r Cute

D - U r Dear 2 Me

E - U r Excellent

F - U r Funny

G - U r Good-Looking

H - hehehe

I - I'm

J - JOKING

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Another MOON ? Possible

Another SUN ? Possible

Another SKY ? Possible

Another Frnd Like U ? Impossible

'coz GOD can't make the same MISTAKE twice

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Roses are RED

Violets are BLUE

Monkeys Like U

Should be kept in the ZOO

Dun Worry, u'll find me there TOO

Not in the Cage, but LAUGHING AT U

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U r the ACCENT of my Life, ALTO of my Dreams, IKON of my Eyes, ZEN of my Thoughts, INDICA of my Joy, LANCER of my Heart.

Can anyone clear this TRAFFIC JAM plzz

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Those Sparkling Eyes

Those Marvelous Lips

A 100 Watt Smile

The Majestic Walk

The Cheerful Talk

Truly Charming Personality

Guess, That's Enough abt ME

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so Sweet is ur SMILE???

so Sweet is ur STYLE???

so Sweet is ur VOICE???

so Sweet is ur EYE?????

see how Sweetly I LIE
 

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Look at the Ocean, see GOD's Abundance !


Look at the Sky, see GOD's Wonder !


Look at the Moon, see GOD's Glory !


Look at the Mirror, see GOD's BLUNDER !!

 

 

The Three Hermits

"On an island there lived three old hermits. They were so simple that the only prayer they used was: 'We are three; Thou art Three—have mercy on us!' Great miracles were manifested during this naive prayer.

"The local bishop2 came to hear about the three hermits and their inadmissible prayer, and decided to visit them in order to teach them the canonical invocations. He arrived on the island, told the hermits that their heavenly petition was undignified, and taught them many of the customary prayers. The bishop then left on a boat. He saw, following the ship, a radiant light. As it approached, he discerned the three hermits, who were holding hands and running upon the waves in an effort to overtake the vessel.

"'We have forgotten the prayers you taught us,' they cried as they reached the bishop, 'and have hastened to ask you to repeat them.' The awed bishop shook his head.

"'Dear ones,' he replied humbly, 'continue to live with your old prayer!'"

Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola)

"Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air.
You name them - work, family, health, friends and spirit and you're keeping all of these in the air.

You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball.

If you drop it, it will bounce back.


But the other four Balls - family, health, friends and spirit - are made of glass.
If you drop one of these; they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered.
They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for Balance in your life."

 

 

Parents are Precious!!!

Read it once n feel the truth….

This was narrated by an IAF pilot to IIT students during a Seminar on Human Relations:



Venkatesh Balasubramaniam (who works for IIT) describes
how his gesture of booking an air ticket for his father, his maiden  
flight, brought forth a rush of emotions and made him (Venkatesh)
realize that how much we all take for granted when it comes to our parents.

 
My parents left for our native place on Thursday and we
went to the airport to see them off. In fact, my father had never
traveled by air before, so I just took this opportunity to make him
experience the same. In spite of being asked to book tickets by train,

 

I got them tickets on Jet Airways. The moment I handed over the tickets

to him, he was surprised to see that I had booked them by air. The

excitement was very apparent on his face, waiting for the time of

travel. Just like a school boy, he was preparing himself on that day and

we all went to the airport, right from using the trolley for his

luggage, the baggage check-in and asking for a window seat and waiting

restlessly for the security check-in to happen. He was thoroughly

enjoying himself and I, too, was overcome with joy watching him

experience all these things.

As they were about to go in for the security check-in,

he walked up to me with tears in his eyes and thanked me. He became very

emotional and it was not as if I had done something great but the fact

that this meant a great deal to him.

When he said thanks, I told him there was no need to

thank me. But later, thinking about the entire incident, I looked back

at my life. As a child, how many dreams our parents have made come true.

 

Without understanding the financial situation, we ask for cricket bats,

dresses, toys, outings, etc. Irrespective of their affordability, they

have catered to all our needs. Did we ever think about the sacrifices

they had to make to accommodate many of our wishes? Did we ever say

thanks for all that they have done for us? Same way, today when it comes

to our children, we always think that we should put them in a good

school. Regardless of the amount of donation, we will ensure that we

will have to give the child the best, theme parks, toys, etc. But we

tend to forget that our parents have sacrificed a lot for our sake to

see us happy, so it is our responsibility to ensure that their dreams

are realized and what they failed to see when they were young. It is our

responsibility to ensure that they experience all those and their life is complete.

Many times, when my parents had asked me some questions,

I have actually answered back without patience. When my daughter asks me

something, I have been very polite in answering. Now I realize how they

would have felt at those moments.

Let us realize that old age is a second childhood and

just as we take care of our children, the same attention and same care

needs to be given to our parents and elders. Rather than my dad saying

thank you to me, I would want to say sorry for making him wait so long

for this small dream. I do realize how much he has sacrificed for my

sake and I will do my best to give the best possible attention to all their wishes.

Just because they are old does not mean that they will

have to give up everything and keep sacrificing for their grandchildren

also. They have wishes, too.

Take care of your parents. THEY ARE PRECIOUS.

'Remember our parents are the living God's in the earth'  

 

Real Friend Test

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself
and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your
'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!


A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears..

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first
names.
A real friend has their phone numbers
in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your
party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and
stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after
they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to
call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your
problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic
history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it!

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when
you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for
them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

A simple friend reads this e-mail and deletes it.
A real friend passes it on and sends it back to you!

'Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who is
falling in love with your smile. '

Tips to stay young 'n happy

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight, and height. Let the doctors worry about them.. That is why you pay them. 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches!) 3. Keep learning: Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's! 4. Enjoy the simple things 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with him or her! 6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourself. LIVE while you are alive. 7 Surround yourself with what you love: Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. 8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. 9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is 10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

Family

 

I ran into a stranger as he passed by, "Oh excuse me please" was my reply. He said, "Please excuse me too; I wasn't watching for you." We were very polite, this stranger and I. We went on our way and we said goodbye. But at home a different story is told, How we treat our loved ones, young and old. Later that day, cooking the evening meal, My son stood beside me very still. When I turned, I nearly knocked him down. "Move out of the way," I said with a frown. ! He walked away, his little heart broken. I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken. While I lay awake in bed, God's still small voice came to me and said, "While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use, but the family you love, you seem to abuse. Go and look on the kitchen floor, You'll find some flowers there by the door! . Those are the flowers he brought for you. He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue. He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise, you never saw the tears that filled his little eyes." By this time, I felt very small, And now my tears began to fall. I quietly went and knelt by his bed; "Wake up, little one, wake up," I said. "Are these the flowers you picked for me?" He smiled, "I found 'em, out by the tree. I picked 'em because they're pretty like you. I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue." I said, "Son, I'm ve! ry sorry for the way I acted today; I shouldn't have yelled at you that way." He said, "Oh, Mom, that's okay. I love you anyway." I said, "Son, I love you too, and I do like the flowers, especially the blue." FAMILY Are ! you aware that if we died tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family we left behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than into our own family, an unwise investment indeed, don't you think? So what is behind the story? Do you know what the word FAMILY means? FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU

 



 

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Footprints

One day a man having conversation with god when his whole life flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time.

He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints.

He asked god "You said you will be with me throughout this journey, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of my life??"

To which god answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times in your life, I was carrying you"

*******

Another day I was having a similar conversation with my Project Manager (PM) when my whole project flashed before my eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time.

I saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult times in the project there were only one set of footprints.

I asked my PM, "You said you will be with me throughout the project, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of the project??"

To which my PM answered, "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you... You see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times I was "sitting on your head !!!"

*******

where to put your effort

Once somewhere...

A giant ship engine failed. The ship's owners tried one expert after another,

but none of them could figure how to fix the engine. Then they brought in

an old man who had been fixing ships since he was young. He carried a

large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to

work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.
 
Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would

know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his

Bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something.

Instantly,the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away.

The engine was fixed! A week later, the owners received a bill from the
old man for ten thousand dollars.

"What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly did anything!"

So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemized

bill."

 

     The man sent a bill that read:

     Tapping with a hammer.............   $2.00

     Knowing where to tap.......... $ 9,998.00


Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your life
makes all the difference.

So go to a green park sit under a green wood tree and think alone for a
while... you will know where to put your effort…

 

 

Want to Quit ?

One day I decided to quit...I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality... I wanted to quit my life.

went to the woods to have one last talk with GOD.

"GOD", I said.

"Can you give me one good reason not to quit?" His answer surprised me...


"Look around", GOD said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?"


"Yes", I replied.


When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them. I gave them light. I gave them water.
The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green covered the floor.


Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo.
In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful.


And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo." GOD said.


"In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would not quit.


In year four, again, there was nothing from the bamboo see. I would not quit." GOD said.


"Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from the earth.


Compared to the fern it was seemingly small and insignificant...But just 6 months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall.


It had spent the five years growing roots. Those roots made it strong and gave it what it needed to survive.
I would not give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle." GOD said to me.


"Did you know, that all this time you have been struggling, you have actually been growing roots?"


"I would not quit on the bamboo. I will never quit on you."


"Don't compare yourself to others." GOD said. "The bamboo had a different purpose than the fern. Yet they both make the forest beautiful."


"Your time will come", GOD said to me. "You will rise high"


"How high should I rise?" I asked.



"How high will the bamboo rise?" GOD asked in return.



"As high as it can?" I questioned


"Yes." GOD said, "Give me glory by rising as high as you can."


I left the forest and bring back this story. I hope these words can help you see that GOD will never give up on you.


GOD will never give up on you


"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a gift to be enjoyed"

Keep Smiling !!!

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Use this in life.....

Talk---------------Softly

Walk----------------Humbly

Eat-------------------Healthy

Breath--------------------Deeply

Sleep----------------------Sufficiently

Dress---------------------------Smartly

Act-------------------------------Fearlessly

Work---------------------------------Patiently

Think-----------------------------------Truthfully

Believe------------------------------------Correctly

Behave-----------------------------------------Decently

Learn---------------------------------------------Practically

Plan-----------------------------------------------------Orderly

Earn----------------------------------------------------------Honestly

Save--------------------------------------------------------------Regularly

Spend---------------------------------------------------------------Intelligently

Love---------------------------------------------------------------------Passionately

ENJOY----------------------------------------------------------------------COMPLETELY

E-mail received from a person working in a Software Company

Dear colleagues, I am working in Blore Software City ... I wanted to share an incident of my life with you, hoping that it may be an eye opener to you so that you can live more years.

On 27th October afternoon, I had severe heart attack symptom and I was rushed to the hospital.

After reaching to the hospital, the doctors prescribed a test called angiogram. This test is basically to identify blood flow of heart arteries. When they finished the test they found a 94% block in the main artery, please see the image below with red circle.

At this point, I wanted to share my living style, which has caused this block in my heart arteries. Please see the below points of my life style, if any of these points are part of your life style then you are at risk, please change yourselves.

1. I was not doing any physical exercise for more than 10 years , not even walking 30 minutes a day for years .

2. My food timings are 11:00 AM Breakfast or no Breakfast, 3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Lunch and dinner at 11:00 PM to 12:00 AM.

3. Sleeping in very odd timings, going to bed between 12:00 AM and 3:00 AM. Waking up at between 9:00 AM and 10:30AM ...... Some times spending sleepless nights.

4. I used to eat heavily because of long gaps between lunch and dinner and I used to make sure that Non-Veg is available most of the time, there were times when I did survey on city hotels to find delicious Non-Veg dishes. I was never interested in vegetable and healthier food.

5. Above all I was chain smoker from years.

6. My father passed away due to heart problems, and the doctors say the heart problems are usually genetic.


Once they identified the major block they have done immediately a procedure called angioplasty along with 2 Stints, mean they will insert a foreign body into the heart arteries and open the blocked area of arteries. Please see the below image after the procedure.

I learnt from the doctors that 60% people will die before reaching the hospital, 20% people will die in the process of recovering from heart attack and only 20% will survive . In my case, I was very lucky to be part of the last 20%.

Doctors instructions:

1. Need to have physical exercise for minimum of 45 minutes daily.

2. Eat your food at perfect timings , like how you eat during your school days. Eat in small quantities more times and have lot of vegetables and boiled food, try to avoid fry items and oily food. Fish is good than other non-vegetarian food.

3. Sleep for 8 hours a day, this count should complete before sun rising.

4. Stop smoking.

5. Genetic problems, we cannot avoid but we can get away from it by having regular checkups.

6. Find a way to get relived from the stress (Yoga, Meditation etc).



So I urge you all to please avoid getting into this situation, it is in your hands to turn the situation up side down, by just planning / changing your life style, by following simple points above. Because life is wealth and GOD gives you life only once. I pray to GOD that no one should face this situation.

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Lunch With God

Lunch With God

 

A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with a bag of potato chips and a six-pack of root beer and started his journey.



When he had gone about three blocks, he met an old woman. She was sitting in the park, just staring at some pigeons. The boy sat down next to her and opened his suitcase. He was about to take a drink from his root beer when he noticed that the old lady looked hungry, so he offered her some chips. She gratefully accepted it and smiled at him.




Her smile was so pretty that the boy wanted to see it again, so he offered her a root beer. Again, she smiled at him. The boy was delighted! They sat

There all afternoon eating and smiling, but they never said a word.




As twilight approached, the boy realized how tired he was and he got up to leave; but before he had gone more than a few steps, he turned around, ran back to the old woman, and gave her a hug. She gave him her biggest smile ever.



When the boy opened the door to his own house a short time later, his mother was surprised by the look of joy on his face. She asked him, "What did you do today that made you so happy?" He replied, " I had lunch with God." But before his mother could respond, he added, "You know what? She's got the most beautiful smile I've ever seen!"


 


Meanwhile, the old woman, also radiant with joy, returned to her home. Her son was stunned by the look of peace on her face and he asked, "Mother, what  did you do today that made you so happy?" She replied! "I ate potato chips in the park with God." However, before her son responded, she added, " You know, he's much younger than I expected."


Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of

Which have the potential to turn a life around. People come into our lives for a reason, a season, or a lifetime! Embrace all equally!


 

 

Awesome Reply by a Manager

  It was a hot meeting at the office conference hall.
All the people from the department had been called.
The VP was looking tensed.

The mood was bad.
My friend asked me -"Hey, what is this meeting all about?” I told - May be they will decide on when to have the next meeting.
People around smiled at each other. Then the VP started talking. It was about the recent attrition rate that was so high. Around 10 people had put in their papers.
All experienced guys. It was quarter end and so work was huge.
If we do not complete the work on time, we need to be paying heavy penalty said the VP.
The VP turned to the manager and told "Hey - take how much ever resources you want.
Recruit or take them from other departments. But complete the work in another 25 days. Take people and complete it man”.

To this the manager replied "Sir!! Give me one wife and nine months and I shall show you results. Don't give me nine wives and one month. I cannot do anything."
 
Everyone looked at him blank. The VP was not prepared for this answer. We looked at the manager and thought "What Reply man!"

 
 

Impact of job change

Impact of job change
 
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit
a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a
shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said:
"Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out
of me!".

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap
would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my
first day as a cab driver -I've been driving a van carrying dead
Bodies for the last 25 years....... 


 


 

Think Out of the Box

THINK you are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's
raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see
three people waiting for a bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that
there could only be one passenger in your car?

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of
a job application.

* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus
  you should save her first;

* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and
  this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back.

* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble
coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?

................

....................

He simply answered:
"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady
to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner
of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought
limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

The Man and The Ostrich

                        The Man and The Ostrich

> 

> A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

> The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries

> and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"

> 

> "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

> A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be

> $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

> 

> The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A

> hamburger, fries, and a coke."

> The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

> Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

> This becomes routine until, the two enter again.

> "The usual?" asks the waitress.

> "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and

> salad,"

> says the man.

> "Same," says the ostrich.

> Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."

> Once again he man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

> The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir.

>

How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your  pocket every time?"

> 

> "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and

> found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me

> Two wishes.

> My

> first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just

> put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."

> 

> "That's fantastic!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a

> million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want

> for as long as you live!"

> 

> "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the

> exact money is always there," says the man.

> The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"

> The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall

> chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."

 

 

21 Rules

ONE.

Give

people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO.

Marry

a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills

will be as important as any other..

THREE.

Don't

believe all you hear, spend all you h ave or sleep all you want.

FOUR.

When

you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE.

When

you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX.

Be

engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN.

Believe

in love at first sight.

EIGHT.

Never

laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE.

Love

deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life

completely.

TEN.

In

disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN.

Don't

judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE.

Talk

slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN.

When

someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you

want to know?"

FOURTEEN.

Remember

that great love and great achievements involve great risk..

FIFTEEN.

Say

"bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN.

When

you lose, don't lose the lesson

SEVENTEEN.

Remember

the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all

your actions.

EIGHTEEN.

Don't

let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN.

When

you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct

it.

TWENTY.

Smile

when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your

voice.

TWENTY-ONE.

Spend

some time alone.

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. Do not be selfish and keep this message!

Spread the CHEER!!!

 





 

Too Good Answers - Humor at its best

KIDS IN GRADE SCHOOL THINK FAST



TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: George!

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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.

WILLIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...

TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? "

JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time."

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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it.

Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."

____________ __


TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. *

____________ ___


TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?

DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are
no longer interested?

PUPIL: A teacher.

Twenty Funny Truths

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.

5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.

9. True friends stab you in the front.

10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

Funny poetry for fun sake

Roses are red; violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And I got a heart attack straight away
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
HE saw me in dark, HE created light
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

When your life is in darkness, pray to God
ask him to free you from darkness
and if after you pray,
you're still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

SO MUCH!!! FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE

PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID

SO MUCH......FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE.
TAKE A LOOK:
1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer: "Ok."

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click'
and I wrote 'click'."
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2) Customer: "I received the software update
you sent, but I am still getting the same error
message."

Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"

Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it
to get it to work?"
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3)Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing
Microsoft Word."

Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done."

Customer: "I typed 'A: SETUP'."

Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and
tell me what it says."

Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore
and Recovery disk'."

Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup
disk."

Customer:: "What?"

Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"

Customer: "No..."
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4).Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use
your software?"

Tech Support:: ?!%#$(welll pretend to smile)
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5).Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand
side of the screen, canyou see the 'OK' button
displayed?"

Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from
there?"
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6) Tech Support: : "What type of computer do
you have?"

Customer:: "A white one."
Tech support::
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7). Tech Support:: "What operating system are
you running?"

Customer: "Pentium."

Tech support::
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8). Customer: "My computer's telling me I
performed an illegal abortion."
Tech support::

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9)Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."


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10).Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"
Tech support::

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11). Customer: "You've got to fix my computer.
I urgently need to print document, but the computer
won't boot properly."

Tech Support: "What does it say?"

Customer: "Something about an error and
non-system disk."

Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there
a floppy inside?"

Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying
there's an Intel inside."

Tech support::
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12). Tech Support: "Just call us back if
there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."

Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
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13). Tech Support:: "What does the screen say
now?"

Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."

Tech Support:: "Well?"

Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"

Tech support::
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best of the lot

14). A plain computer illiterate guy rings
tech support to report that his computer is faulty.

Tech: What's the problem?

User: There is smoke coming out of the power
supply.


Tech:(keep quite)

Tech: You'll need a new power supply.

User: No, I don't! I just need to change the
startup files.

Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll
need to replace it.

User: No way! Someone told me that I just
needed to change the startup and it will fix the
problem! All I need is for you to tell me the
command.
Tech support::

10 minutes later, the User is still adamant
that he is right. The tech is frustrated and fed up.
Tech support::(hush hush)
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our
customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS
command that will fix the problem.

User: I knew it!

Tech: Just add the line LOAD

NOSMOKE.COM at
the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Letme know how it goes.

10 minutes later.

User: It didn't work. The power supply is
still smoking.

Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?

User: MS-DOS 6.22.

Tech: That's your problem there. That version
of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft
and ask them for a patch that will give you the
file. Let me know how it goes.

1 hour later.

User: I need a new power supply.

Tech support:: How did you come to that conclusion?


Tech support::(hush hush)

User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him
about what you said, and he started asking questions
about the make of power supply.

Tech: Then what did he say?

User: He told me that my power supply isn't
compatible with NOSMOKE.
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15) customer care officer:I need a product
identification no: right now and may I help u in
finding it out?

Cust: sure

CCO: could u left click on start and do u find
'My Computer'?

Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I
find your computer?